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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
→ A harenet.

- Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?

- Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
→ They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What is the definition of a major seventh?
→ A violist playing octaves.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Why did God create a man before a women?
→ You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

- John: I'm a man of few words.

- Bill: I'm married, too.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
→ He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.

- Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them, - instructed the lawyer.

The witness hesitated:

- But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear, - she protested.

- Then, - said the attorney, just whisper them to the judge.