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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
→ They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

- Our flag symbolizes our taxes - he said.

- We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.

- That's the same with us - the American said.

- only we see stars, too.

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
→ She was always using fowl language.

- How did you find the fleas?

- I didn't! They found me!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
→ Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?
→ Militia Etheridge