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Why do dogs run in circles?
→ Because its hard to run in squares!

- Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

- Doctor: How do you feel?

- Patient: A little down in the mouth.

What did the blonde say during a porno?
→ "There I am!"

Why are men like laxatives?
→ They irritate the shit out of you.

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said:

- They're gone!

- What? All of the New Yorkers are gone? - asked God.

- No! - replied Saint Peter - The Pearly Gates!

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
→ ''Nice to meat you''!

- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

- Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?
→ Medium burgers!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
→ Welcome back, Cutter!