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- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

- You're a big internet fan, arn't you?

- Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
→ Ath-fleats!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
→ Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?
→ Old King Coal!

- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?

- Barber: It's on the same old head.

What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!

Why is a fish easy to weigh?
→ Because it has its own scales!

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said:

- double my I.Q so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said:

- triple my I.Q. and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said:

- Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life! - the fisherman said

- yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman