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Wife In The Kitchen
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong?
→ Made her chain too long.
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Remembering Your Anniversary
What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
→ Get married on his birthday.
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Knock Knock Cheese
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cheese
- Cheese who?
- Cheese a jolly good fellow!
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Knock Knock Canon
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Canon
- Canon who?
- Canon open the door then?
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Knock Knock Ben
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ben
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning!
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Internet Buzz
- You're a big internet fan, arn't you?
- Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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The Stupid Skeleton
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
→ Bonehead.
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Porridge Ghost
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
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Frog And Mist
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!
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Optimist Pessimist Realist
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns German.
A Pessimist learns Chinese.
A Realist learns AK-47.