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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suicide!

What can you make from baked beans and onions?
→ Tear gas.

- I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.

- What did he say?

- He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.

- Did that do any good?

- No - I can't get the chocolate to light.

Where does a fish keep his money?
→ In the River Bank!

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says:

- Where the hell did you get that thing?

The Parrot replies:

- Over in Africa, there's millions of them!!!!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
→ To meet chicks.