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- Moe: My wife converted me to religion.

- Joe: Really?

- Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

- Excuse me, - a young fellow said to an older librarian, I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.

- Well, - replied the librarian, I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Billy Bragg

- Billy Bragg who?

- Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Artichoke

- Artichoke who?

- Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alma!

- Alma who?

- Alma-nack!

How do you start an insect race?
→ One, two, flea - go

- What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

- He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
→ Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
→ A fair cop!