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- Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...

- Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

- Golfer: That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.

- Caddy: It's a long time since we started, sir.

- How was your golf game, dear? - asked Jack's wife Tracy.

- Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went.

- You're seventy-five years old, Jack! - admonished his wife.

- Why don't you take my brother Scott along?

- But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore - protested Jack.

- Yes, but he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you - Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

- Did you see where it went? - asked Jack.

- Yup - Scott answered.

- Well, where is it? - yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

- I forgot.

The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.
After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church.

- Good morning, Jonathan - the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthan's hand.

As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand.

- What's this? - the preacher asked.

- Money, - said Jonathan with a big smile on his face - It's for you!

- I don't want to take your money, Jonathan - the preacher answered.

- I want you to have it - said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued:

- My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
→ When it's on the train.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?
→ When their parents won't get them braces.

- Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?

- Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said:

- Hey, sarge, why did you stop?

The sarge replied:

- He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
→ The White House.