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- When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.

- If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.

- First Cannibal: Have you seen the dentist?

- Second Cannibal: Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
→ Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.

Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender:

- Give me one with everything.

So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.

The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door.

The Buddhist says:

- Wait, where's my change?

The vender replies:

- Change must come from within.