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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
→ Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
→ The POTTED ones!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?
→ They 'loin' fast!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
→ Because people kept toasting him!

What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
→ A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened.

- I thought it was love at first sight - said Julie.

- It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.

- How am I doing? - he asks.

- Three knots - she replies.

- Three knots? What's that mean?

- You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back.