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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
→ Ant-elopers.

- I want a hair cut please.

- Certainly, which one!

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
→ I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

What does a bankrupt frog say?
→ "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
→ A fish tank!

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.

The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, "Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!"