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What's big, grey and flies straight up?
→ An elecopter!

- My dog is great at math.

- Really?

- Ask him how much is two minus two.

- But two minus two is nothing!

- That's what he'll answer, nothing!

Which dog looks like a cat?
→ A police dog in disguise.

- Why are you so excited? - the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized.

- But doc, this is my first operation.

- Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all.

Why do divorced men get married again?
→ Bad memory.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
→ S&M&M.

Did you hear the slogan for the new "Stealth Condom?"
→ They'll never see you coming.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
→ Bingo!

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says:

- I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.

The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says:

- Not big enough.

She brings out a bigger one. He says:

- Still not big enough.

She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says:

- Still not big enough.

She says:

- Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
→ He was on a diet!