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How do Indian chiefs send messages?
→ By teepee-mail!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ It stole the show!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
→ 'Hot dog!'

- Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.

- Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
→ It was a tappy one!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.

A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.

The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks:

- Hey - how much?

Bartender replies:

- For you - no charge!