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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
→ He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beef!

- Beef who?

- Beef fair now!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
→ You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What is a knight's favourite fish?
→ A swordfish!

An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said:

- When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.

When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was:

- What was the name of that Indian again?

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
→ It opens on impact.

- Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

- Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
→ Because it came out of the pen.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
→ Plenty of room!