Most viewed jokes

- Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

- Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ A rebel without a clue!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
→ Neither did he.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
→ In a cat-alogue!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
→ Polly unsaturated!

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad:

- Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?

The honest father replies:

- Oh, I would say at least half of 'em.

- I see the baby's nose is running again - said a worried father.

- For goodness sake! - snapped his wife.

- Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
→ Meals on Wheels!