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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
→ Give him the biggest bananas.

- Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

- Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

- Judge: Can't they do without you at work?

- Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

- How did you get here? - he asked.

And the new angel replied:

- Flu...

- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?

- Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
→ She was trying to get ahead!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
→ He gets pale as a sheet.

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt!

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
→ There are foot prints in the butter.