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Why do blondes always drink with straws?
→ Practice.

This woman had a magic mirror from which anything you wanted you got, so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish I had bigger breasts and it happened. So then she ran downstairs to show her husband. He was so amazed that he ran upstairs and stood in front of the mirror and said I wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off!

You know all that talk about backseat driving?

Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

What kind of car do you drive?
→ A hearse!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?
→ 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
→ They say:

- Burgers can't be cheesy!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
→ Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
→ It swells at night.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
→ He's trying to age disgracefully!