A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling:
- Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said:
- There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.
The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out:
- Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
→ Mick e-mouse.
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
- Well, you do look a site
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted:
- No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked:
- Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here.
What do you call a literary fish?
→ Salmon Rushdie!
What TV game show do fish like best?
→ Name that tuna!
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
- That's a fine watch you got there! - says the other.
- Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather - says the guy with the watch.
- Really?
- Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Why don't you stamp e-mails?
→ Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?
→ Woofleball
