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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Courtney Pine

- Courtney Pine who?

- Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Avery

- Avery who?

- Avery time I come to your house we go through this!

- Have you got the address of the butter website?

- Yes, but don't spread it around.

What political party entices most Gorillas?
→ The Treepublican Party!

What did one strawberry say to the other?
→ Look at the jam you've gotten us into!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
→ The Codfather!

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head?
→ John.

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
→ The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!