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What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?
→ Call B52

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled:

- Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled:

- Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled:

- Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was US$300.

The Japanese exclaimed:

- Wah... so expensive!

There upon, the driver yelled back:

- Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!

- Doctor, Doctor, I need something to keep my falling hair in.

- What about a matchbox!

- Male secretary: Feel free to use my dictaphone.

- New blonde employee: No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

A man walks into an auto parts store and says:

- I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo.

The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says:

- Yup, seems like a fair trade to me.

- Passenger: Does this bus go to London?

- Conductor: No.

- Passenger: But it says London on the front.

- Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!

When do burgers quit their jobs?
→ The day they decide to meat LOAF!