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Piglets on Saturday Night
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
→ Have a pigjama party!
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Fly in the Soup
What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
→ Yum Yum.
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Piglet Love Letters
- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
- SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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An Encyclopedia
- Honey, - said Mrs. Beldon to her husband:
- Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.
- Encyclopedia, my eye! - exclaimed Beldon.
- Let him walk to school like I did.
Pumping Sewage In Greenland
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded:
- Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?
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Marriage Like A Bath
How is a marriage like a hot bath?
→ Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Gender Roles In Kuwait
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation:
- This is marvelous, - said the journalist.
- What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?
Replied the Kuwaiti woman:
- Land mines
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Prospective Jurors
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question:
- Do any of you here today dislike lawyers? - they stiffened and hesitated.
Before the pause became too long, the judge announced:
- I do.
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Knock Knock Cam
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cam
- Cam who?
- Camalot is where King Arthur lived!
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Bee With Udder
What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
→ Milk and honey.