Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."
Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
→ Boaris Karloff.
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
→ Pigpockets.
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
→ They'd form pigget lines.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
→ They're the ones with the little red hats.
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said:
- yes.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was!
- Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny...
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
- Oh - she said - I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was.
Men are like copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says:
- Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!
- Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
→ It's a dead letter day.
- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!
- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
