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- My elephants got no trunk?

- How does it smell?

- Terrible!

Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
→ Because it's the scenter.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
→ Saturday Night Fever.

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
→ Way to go team.

The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?
→ Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

- I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you.

- A 'surprised' birthday party? What's that?

- That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!

Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out!

- Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!

The bartender does nothing.

So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.

- Jesus! He just jumped again!

The bartender ignores the man.

So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink.

- How did you survive that jump?..

- I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float.

So the guy quickly orders a 'floatie' drink. He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window and...

SPLAT! Right on the sidewalk!

The Bartender then says:

- You know, Superman...you can be a real jerk when you're drunk.