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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

- Did you know pillows have their own website?

- Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!

- Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder?

- Harry: What did the sign say?

- Fred: Stop.

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?
→ You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

A reporter comes running up and says:

- Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?

The Saudi says:

- What's a shortage?

The Russian says:

- What's meat?

The North Korean says:

- What's an opinion?

The New Yorker says:

- Excuse me?? What's excuse me?

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

- I'll deal with you later.

- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.

- Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
→ She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.