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- Dad, do you believe in Buddha?

- Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good.

- Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights.

- Harry: Why's that?

- Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.

What can a monster do that you can't do?
→ Count up to 25 on his fingers.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.

Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry"?

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
→ The www.izard of Oz.

Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees.

They looked all day without any luck.

Near nightfall Kowalski finally said:

- Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.

- What do you think the problem is? - one man asked his companion.

- I dunno - came the reply:

- Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!