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A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
→ I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
→ It was a birthday present from his wife!

- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

- Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
→ A firequaker!

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said:

- Good grief, where are your feet?

I must have left them in bed!

- Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

- Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

- Stan: In the bathroom

- Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

- Stan: Blindfold them!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears