Most viewed jokes

What's black, white and read all over?
→ A newspaper.

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

What is the Ape monster's name?
→ Godzilla Gorilla!

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?
→ Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
→ It is the one with the kickstand.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
→ Angel food cake, of course!

- I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

- That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?

- I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bed!

- Bed who?

- Bed you can't guess who I am!