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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- C-2

- C-2 who?

- C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

- Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?

- Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?
→ FIRETRUCK.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick.
They're even "fast" asleep!

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman:

- For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said:

- I can see that you have no girlfriend.

- That's true - said Paul.

- Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?

- Yes - Paul shamefully admitted.

- That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?

- Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.

I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure

Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol.

He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying:

- Use this all over yourself and think of me.

Unfortunately he put the note on his father's present.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
→ Sir Francis Brake!

- Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?

- Igor: Yes, I hate it.

- Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .

- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?

- Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.