Palm Reader

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman:

- For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said:

- I can see that you have no girlfriend.

- That's true - said Paul.

- Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?

- Yes - Paul shamefully admitted.

- That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?

- Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.