Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?
→ Because he wanted frozen pop.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

Why is a baby like an diamond?
→ Because it's a dear little thing.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
→ Where's Pop Corn?

How do you get a paper baby?
→ Marry an old bag.

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.
Whose baby was it?
→ The elephant's!

- Do you like your new baby sister?

- She's all right.

- Do you play with her?

- No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.

Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby?
→ Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister?
→ I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
→ You rock-et.