Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

A little boy came running into the kitchen.

- Dad, dad - he said, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face

- Tell him you've already got one - said his father!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
→ The scum of the earth!

Where does a vampire take a bath?
→ In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
→ The bathtub.

What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

- Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

- Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

- Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

- Joe: I'll run the bath then.

- Mom: Why?

- Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately