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10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
11. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
12. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
13. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
14. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
15. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."
16. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
17. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
18. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
19. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

A little girl asked Santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything! (Charlie Viracola)

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"