Random joke from this category
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he holds up five fingers.
- Oh darling! - she squeals with delight.
- Does that mean five times?
- No - says the old fellow.
- it means that you can pick one out.
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
