What Is A Baby
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping
- Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
- Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
- My new baby is the image of his father.
- Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Underwear.
- Underwear who?
- Underwear my baby is tonight?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.
What are baby witches called?
→ Halloweenies.
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
→ She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
What is a baby bee?
→ A little humbug.