Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do you go to bed?
→ Because the bed will not come to you.

- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?

- Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!

- Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

- Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
→ She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?
→ Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
→ Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

- Mother: Did you make your bed today?

- Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do people go to bed?
→ Because the bed won't come to them.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
→ Because she wanted to sleep like a log.