Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

- My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.

- Gosh is he really?

- Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

- Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

- Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

- My brother's just opened a shop.

- Really? How's he doing?

- Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood

Don't Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

What did a blind boy's parents do to punish him?
→ Rearranged the furniture

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
→ Because people kept toasting him!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
→ He wanted to have a birthday potty!

- Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.

- How can you be so sure?

- I was 10 years old yesterday.