Random joke from this category
A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.
- What's the matter? - she asked.
- It's my birthday! - he hollered.
- And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards... - and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
- But that's lovely - said the old lady.
- Why are you crying?
- Because I'm lost!
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
→ You're not owld enough.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide
A couple of biologists had twins.
One they called John and the other control.
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
- Don't you know how to ride that yet? - he roared.
- Oh yes! - shouted Brad over his shoulder.
- It's the bell I can't work yet.
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
- Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said:
- Don't you know how to ride a bike?
- Yes - he answered - but I don't know how to ring the bell yet
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bed!
- Bed who?
- Bed you can't guess who I am!
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
→ His mother told him to hit the hay.
