Women Jokes — best jokes

The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.

"The good news is you don't have PMS.

"The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...

It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Commercial:

Do Seagulls Circle your house?

Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?

Do you make people vomit in the elevator?

Try FDS!

Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?

"Oh", sighed Judy, "I had a wonderful time."

"I thought as much", her mother remarked, "Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling!"

Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??
→ You could fit another pair of breasts there

Why don't witches wear panties?
→ So they can get a better grip on the broom.

How is a woman like a condom?
→ Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?
→ Straight through the rib cage.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
→ To smell like big girls.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
→ Lipstick.