Women Jokes — best jokes

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
→ She finished it in two.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
→ The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.

- First witch: My beauty is timeless.

- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

- They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

- You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

- Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

- Mrs Baggy: Tried to?

- Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes