War — best jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What's the capital of Afghanistan?
→ KABOOM!!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
→ A refund.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
→ Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?
→ Call B52

What is Iraq's national bird?
→ Duck.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
→ They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. Mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
→ F18...
B52...
F18