Travel Jokes — best jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
→ A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down."
"And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?
→ Because he was skint.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
→ Squash.

Where does a burger go on vacation?
→ The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
→ Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

All Aboard! by Abel Seamann