Travel Jokes — best jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
→ There is no smoke from an electric train!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
→ The number of the car that hit you.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ "Am I exhausted!"

- Teacher: Who built the first American car?

- Student: Me Pilgrims.

- Teacher: The Pilgrims?

- Student: Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!