Travel Jokes — best jokes

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.

What is a banged-up used car?
→ A car in first-crash condition.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
→ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).