Travel Jokes — best jokes

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart.

Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true."

Friend number one got excited. He said "I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish granted.

Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he disappeared.

The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?"

He answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me decide..."

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!"

Two guys are talking:

- I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law.

- Your mother-in-law???!!!

- Why not, to Bagdad.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
→ A globe-trotter!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!