Random joke from this category
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.
- Geez, are you lucky.
- What do you mean by lucky? I got hurt really bad.
- Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.
How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left them in bed!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
→ To draw the curtains!
When does a bed grow longer?
→ At night, because two feet are added to it.
How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
→ No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?'
'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls.'
- I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
- Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all.
- Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage.
I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I?
→ A bed
How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.
