Situations — best jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
→ Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
→ The horse's name is Friday!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?
→ The deputy head!

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
→ It had Injun (engine) trouble.

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
→ Because he rode the range.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
→ He was always horsing around.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
→ Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
→ Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and made it cry like a baby."

The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands."

The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.