Science — best jokes

Spell electricity with three letters.
→ NRG (energy).

How does a physicist exercise?
→ By pumping ion!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
→ An ailin' alien.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

What do astronauts wear to bed?
→ Space Jammies!

What do astronauts put on their toast?
→ Space Jam.

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?"

"How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
→ Missile toe.