Science — best jokes

What is a tornado?
→ Mother nature doing the twist!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
→ Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
→ The weatherman.

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
→ The ocean

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!

Who invented the telephone?
→ The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
→ Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
→ Because it was so ET!