Random joke from this category
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked.
"What's the matter?" asked his friend.
"It's a very popular place," replied the first alien.
"It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."
- Teacher: What is the formula for water?
- George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
- Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you?
- George: Sure, you said H to O!
- Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?
- Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze?
- Pupil: Hot water!
- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
- Pupil: Stop taking baths?
- Teacher: What is a comet?
- Pupil: A star with a tail
- Teacher: Can you name one?
- Pupil: Lassie!
- Teacher: What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
- Pupil: It's stolen!
- Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round
- Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!
- The brain is a wonderful thing
- Why do you say that?
- Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
