Random joke from this category
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."
An ideal homework excuse
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
- Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
When is a pig an ecologist?
→ When he recycles garbage into ham.
Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.
When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
→ Who cares!
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
→ To boldly go where no man has been before!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
→ Benjamin Frankenstein
- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
